Dex Ponce: Atlanta Is Where QB Certainty Goes to Die
Tua Tagovailoa says the best football is still ahead of him. Matt Ryan said that. Mariota said that. Ridder said that. Cousins said that. Penix said that. Atlanta collects QB optimism like parking tickets.
Tua Tagovailoa says the best football is still ahead of him.
Matt Ryan said that. Mariota said that. Ridder said that. Cousins said that. Penix said that.
Atlanta collects QB optimism like parking tickets.
Six different starters in four years. That's not a depth chart. That's a revolving door with a concussion protocol. And now the guy the Dolphins benched for a rookie — the guy Miami paid $54 million to go away — held a Zoom press conference from Hawaii, called his old team's situation "unique," giggled about it, and said he's ready to compete.
Compete with who? Penix is rehabbing his third ACL. Third. The man Atlanta drafted 8th overall six weeks after handing Kirk Cousins $180 million won't be full-go until August. Tua gets every OTA rep by default. That's not a competition. That's an inheritance by elimination.
I said last week the Falcons had the best roster in the NFC South and the worst QB situation. Nothing about yesterday's presser changed my mind. Tua's career completion rate is the second-best in NFL history. He was also benched in Week 16. Both things are true.
Bijan Robinson is 24 years old and running behind an elite offensive line for a team that can't figure out who's throwing him the ball.
I'm 92% sure this carousel doesn't stop in 2026 either.
Tell me I'm wrong.
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